void* _new(long size // number of bytes to allocate
)
// Returns a pointer to a block of memory allocated off
// of the heap which is size bytes long.
void _delete(void* p // pointer to thing to be deleted
)
// Frees the block of memory pointed to by p. p must
// point to a block of memory that was previously allocated
// with _new. _delete-ing a NULL pointer, however, is harmless.